February 2010
2 posts
I Am A Fan Off.
Pissing off McDonalds Employees. IT’S NOT CALLED PERVING IT’S CALLED OBSERVING. so screwed because i actually enjoyed my summer and avoided all yr12 work. that feeling after taken your high heels off after a night out. I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm. Dropping something, then catching it in mid-air and feeling like a ninja! idiot: “I went so bad i...
January 2010
1 post
“You Little Piece Of Shit.”
December 2009
1 post
I'm extremely pretentious
christinacakes:
It secretly makes me uncomfortable when people refer to a cigarette as a smoke or a cig. I’d much rather prefer to say this person is inebriated or intoxicated than to say this person is wasted. I like saying rather to show my preference. Wow. I need to drink some dumb water! ;D
^^ pretty much my girlfriend posting on tumblr that i make her uncomfortable cause i do ALL of...
October 2009
6 posts
“The Board of Studies is fucking with the wrong year group. Year 12 2009 FTW”
torrential downpour + lightning + thunder
shut up weather, i’m trying to study for the hsc. motherfucker
HSC.
a.k.a the higher school certificate.
this little thing we call the HSC is killing my life and has now affected my tumblr as i now has a tumbularity of 0.
FML aye??
i know right.
Reality.
100% of the time i miss my Father. 99% of the time i say Im fine, when I am not. 98% of the time, im smiling just so people go along with their own lives. 97% of the time im sitting alone, im thinking of things that i dont want to be thinking about, as they casue me pain. 96% of the time i feel alone. 95% of the time i have one girl on my mind. 94% of the time i hate my mother. 93% of the time...
September 2009
34 posts
Posting.
im guessing i should maybe write something on here… since well my tumbularity is now shocking low.
What did i do today? i went on a road trip, 2 hours away, just to look for a suite for my formal. After i didnt find the threads in which i was looking for.. well i came home … well that is a lie. i went and watched a movie at these cinema’s, so that is why i am now home… at...
fuck you.
Her: you’ve hurt me more than anone else on the planet.
Me: RIGHT BACK AT YOU.
Bad Night < Good Night
the way to turn a bad night into a good night, is to find a fire hydrant in Kings Cross, and make love to it, sharing it between 3 guys, while your all fucking wasted off your heads.
Larryester is my love, i want kids with larryester. millions and millions of kids.
LARRYESTER!!!!!!! -moans -groans -humps -thrusts LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
This is gonna come off Shallow.
but i have always wondered what it would be like to not have a girl want me, when i wanted her back.
I’ve never had to deal with the situation of liking a girl, and her not having the feelings back. and i wonder what it would be like?
im sure its not a good feeling. no i am positive it would not be a good feeling.
i have only been exposed to the feeling of ducking behind my mates to avoid...
“You girls are kinda young to be smokin’, dontcha think? Ruins your sex drive.”
– Louise Sawyer
im gonna...
repost everything that reminds me of a girl named Christina.
if she Kayaked for me.
i would never leave her side.
Being drunk is a fucking bitchfuck.
have you even seen someone? or done something with someone… only to see them again a couple of days later and think.. WTF.
yea. this is happening to me.
i fucing love my mates, for not making sure i didnt do anything fucking stupid!
FUCK THEM. because of them….. just fuck!!
gifparty:
shark →
urbandictionarywotd:
This is a move when you have your girl get on her knees doggystyle and you stand across the room naked. then you put your hands together above your head and mimic a shark, all the while your humming the JAWS theme song. you make your way across the room and when you get near her you hump her as hard as you can sending her head crashing into the wall.
Q: How did you get that...
I dare you...
to open you mouth legs.
you will be amazing at the possibilities it throws into the universe.
