.... uh... eshay?

Feb 02

I Am A Fan Off.

Pissing off McDonalds Employees.
IT’S NOT CALLED PERVING IT’S CALLED OBSERVING.
so screwed because i actually enjoyed my summer and avoided all yr12 work.
that feeling after taken your high heels off after a night out.
I stand in the shower aimlessly for ages just because its warm.
Dropping something, then catching it in mid-air and feeling like a ninja!
idiot: “I went so bad i got 76, what about you?” You: “62” Idiot “OMG THAT’S SO GOOD!” You: “FUCK OFF”.
Oh You’re mad at me for doing that, but if you did it, it would be ok..”
I hate that mood where every little thing pisses you off,
I DON’T WANNA GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW!… good thing i don’t have to ;].
Finding out something about someone, and never looking at them the same.
Nodding to a mate after passing a hot chick, verifying you would both do her.
Hating two dollar fees at ATM’s.
SUMMER HOLIDAYS.
some people just piss me off.
the weekends.
when sluts hate other sluts for being sluts.
I hate it when you’re with MC hammer and he doesn’t let you touch anything.
Free Drinks!
Gannons Road.
Notorious B.I.G
Christina Angela Flores.

To be Continued…

My Girlfriend Loves Me.

christinacakes:

BRADLEY MARTIN

Jan 22

“You Little Piece Of Shit.”

Dec 05

I’m extremely pretentious

christinacakes:

It secretly makes me uncomfortable when people refer to a cigarette as a smoke or a cig. I’d much rather prefer to say this person is inebriated or intoxicated than to say this person is wasted. I like saying rather to show my preference. Wow. I need to drink some dumb water! ;D

^^ pretty much my girlfriend posting on tumblr that i make her uncomfortable cause i do ALL of those things… isent she nice?

Oct 25

“The Board of Studies is fucking with the wrong year group. Year 12 2009 FTW”

torrential downpour + lightning + thunder

shut up weather, i’m trying to study for the hsc. motherfucker

(via christinacakes)

are you drunk? yes?

follow long ass line….. and…… ‘leave a sexully explcit comment’ ;] ok

HSC.

a.k.a the higher school certificate.

this little thing we call the HSC is killing my life and has now affected my tumblr as i now has a tumbularity of 0.

FML aye??

i know right.

Oct 14

fuckyeahfirstlines:

‘Twas a long time ago, longer now than it seems in a place perhaps you’ve seen in your dreams. For the story you’re about to be told began with the holiday worlds of auld. Now you’ve probably wondered where holidays come from. If you haven’t I’d say it’s time you begun.

~ The Nightmare Before Christmas (1993)

Reality.

100% of the time i miss my Father.
99% of the time i say Im fine, when I am not.
98% of the time, im smiling just so people go along with their own lives.
97% of the time im sitting alone, im thinking of things that i dont want to be thinking about, as they casue me pain.
96% of the time i feel alone.
95% of the time i have one girl on my mind.
94% of the time i hate my mother.
93% of the time i’m secretly listening to music my mates hate.
92% of the time i blame god and the universe for making me the way i am.
91% of the time, i’m drinking to forget
90% of the time, i am watching tv, just so i dont have to listen to my thoughts.
1% of the time i am Happy.