.... uh... eshay?
I’m extremely pretentious

christinacakes:

It secretly makes me uncomfortable when people refer to a cigarette as a smoke or a cig. I’d much rather prefer to say this person is inebriated or intoxicated than to say this person is wasted. I like saying rather to show my preference. Wow. I need to drink some dumb water! ;D

^^ pretty much my girlfriend posting on tumblr that i make her uncomfortable cause i do ALL of those things… isent she nice?